Because I once wrote this post. Go ahead and click on it... I will wait till you get back. January 2012, I said I'd write about it--and now here it is: I blink my eyes and 7 months have passed before I got back to it.
Okay, are you back? WHAT? You didn't even go there?
Well, here is an excerpt:
I do work at the Visitors Center...where sometimes people ask about the Brothels, and it is my job to "point them in the right direction." (laughing)
Seriously tho, someone will ask about them once every other year or so.
No one is EVER honest --they make excuses, such as: I have to make a delivery and I can't find the address. I told my wife I'd drive by and take a picture. We just want to see what they look like, we're not going to go in or anything.
I did have one older Italian couple come in once and he wanted to know about the billboards and why it said "girls, girls, girls." I told him it was a brothel. But he didn't quite get that word. I kept on trying to explain it in non-emotional way, and he just couldn't figure it out.
All of the sudden his wife said It's a WHOREHOUSE! Then he laughed and said, Oh "WHOREHOUSE". They thought that was the most amusing thing ever.
I got a kick out of them.
So that was from my January post. Let me say right off the bat that I am not stating my opinion on the brothels one way or another. Not a word from me if they are evil or good. I will not tell you if I think they are demeaning to women or it's the oldest profession in the world and it's never going away, and it's better and safer than walking the streets, and women have a choice to be what they want. You can form your own opinion on that subject. (but please don't form a negative opinion of Nevada just because we have legal brothels )They are what they are, and right now they are a legal business in the state of Nevada.
BUT--that too, also differs from county to county. Brothels are illegal in Las Vegas and Reno, so you tend to have really famous brothels right over the county lines from these two big cities--like the famous Mustang Ranch outside of Reno or The Bunny Ranch outside of Vegas. In small rural towns where it is legal, the brothels aren't nearly so fancy.
But back to me! I work in a Visitors Center--I have to help people find businesses etc. So if they want to go to Simone's, well, I can help with that. It's mostly funny to me. AND, honestly some of the women are really nice. I don't see them often and none of them are my friends, but once in awhile you just know...and it's okay. They are nice. Just trying to make a legal living.
One time, about 25 years ago, when the Handyman worked for a retail store, the store was having a big sale one day, and Inez, a madame, wanted in a bit early to shop. The Handyman let her in the back door (geez---that doesn't sound good) and Inez told him he was "a mighty fine man."
He's always been proud of that---reminds me that it was an endorsement from a professional 'madame.'
And I have to live with that. (laughing)
Anyway, it is what it is.
Let me show you what it is like to drive to Reno from here:
(Not your average road signs)
Wild Horse Saloon is where they have the World Famous Mustang Ranch Museum! I made the Handyman take me there! We just drove up to it. On our way home from Reno. Hmmm....so maybe couples really do just want to see what a brothel looks like when they come into my office and giggle and say they just want a picture. That's EXACTLY what I did.
LOOK--you can even eat there! Who knew? (hmmm.....no, never mind)
We had to drive thru a gate! It's a gated community. (I am finding myself amusing today) They don't want any undesirables in there!
Our home town signs are kind of sad looking---not that these are fancy by any means.